ways I rock

- I never fell off the back of a truck.
- Peace Corps language teachers say my Pulaar is "frighteningly good."
- I did not ET.
- I did not get administratively separated (and/or caught) for going to Senegal, bringing booze into Mauritania, or swimming in the parasite-a-plenty river.
- It has been a really long time since I've dropped the water bag into the well.
- I have refrained from shaking babies.
- I've mastered the serious-faced Pulaar picture pose.